who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
hey if youre ever gonna argue that fat people arent maligned in the media please remember that “fat monica” was A TEN YEAR CONSTANTLY REPEATED RUNNING JOKE ON THE MOST POPULAR SITCOM IN AMERICA
and that monica somehow was supposed to be a better and more worthwhile person when she got super thin
get it because fat people are worthless so funny lol
"You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion."
(Source: copulati0n)
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
school; the musical, featuring such hits as
-don’t fucking look at me i hate you
-what do you mean it’s due at the start of the lesson
-maybe if i throw myself down the stairs i’ll get to go home early
-what’s the minimum i need to do to pass
and the smash-hit singalong: what why why what why
"Traditional FA [Fat Acceptance] arguments have relied on the idea that the way to diffuse these hateful statements is to prove that fat isn’t necessarily unhealthy. But by doing so we’ve ceded the premise that health status is, in fact, grounds for hating or despising someone. And as long as the tiniest statistical correlation between fatness and whatever-disease exists, we’ve lost the argument, because we diffused the wrong bomb: we should have rejected the idea that it’s okay to hate people for being ‘unhealthy,’ period."
"Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75"
(Source: bkoo)
hail satan
rain satan
snow satan
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
(Source: the-yolocaust)
My week is basically:
- Monday
- Monday #2
- Monday #3
- Monday #4
- Friday
- Saturday
- Pre-Monday
